Humor, WolvesJuly 3, 2006 11:13 am

driver's seat masturbatorWhile the Twins have been on a tear and there was an NBA draft last week, the biggest sports-related news to come out in Minnesota did not take place on a playing field or surface of any sort. Yes, we’re referring to the full-story on Eddie Griffin’s little “car crash” a few months back. Now we could sit here and run down the hilarity of it all for you, but that wouldn’t do the same justice as a video clip of the WCCO report.

If that isn’t enough, here’s some more in-depth reporting on Mr. Griffin’s transgression via the Strib.

It’s a bit interesting that this event took place back in March and the full picture just came out now. Oh wait, last week was ’sweeps’ week.

If there ever was a time to share your impressions, jokes, or what-have-you in the comments field, this must be it. To start it off: Will there be some sort of new ‘man law’ stemming from all this?

Humor, TwinsJune 21, 2006 9:41 pm

“Who has a wider stance: Batista or Dubay’s wife?”

- Our very own Twins Superfan and master of tomfoolery, The Mayor, on a call into Common’s show on KFAN yesterday, possibly sharing the line of the week.